Self Bagger

Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.

I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger

by Marin Rs March 30, 2009

Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting

Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

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by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009

Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

O-Bagger

An Obama-Apologist sheep, which is the Democrat equivalent of a Tea-Bagger. No matter what or despite the truth, an O-Bagger will lie to protect their favored president, just like how Conservatives protected GWBush.

I questioned the lies of President Obama, just like I questioned the lies of GWBush when he was president, and this O-Bagger verbally attacked me with their typical vitriol & diatribe.

by Revolutionary Love July 30, 2011

trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Nagger Bagger

One whom performs a task in a slacking or poor manner, as well as a person who may be ignorant and/or careless.

Man, Bryan really looks like the Nagger Bagger of the team after those shitty sprints...

by Garrett Terpstra December 9, 2008

Brown Bagger

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

by Zclause October 23, 2008