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Baltimore Bathtub 

When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....
Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.

Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.
Baltimore Bathtub by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006
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Dog in the Bathtub 

When you're "doing" a girl, and you try to get both your balls AND your dick inside of her (there isn't enough room for both).
I pulled the Dog in the Bathtub last night on LaFawnda; I'm single today.

dog in a bathtub 

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.
Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?

well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!
dog in a bathtub by fuzzyknubbles October 3, 2008

red bathtub 

a tub that is really amazing and no one will know if you die in it because it is the same colour as blood .
brother: "DUDE, WAKE UP"
*sister lying dead in the bathtub*
brother: "oh wait, your dead.. crap, i didn't know because the red bathtub is the same colour as your blood ."
red bathtub by KJTRBAL December 13, 2010

Dog In A Bathtub 

The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha
Dog In A Bathtub by demon slayer 69 November 20, 2016

Dog In A Bathtub 

Trying to fit your entire hunk of junk into her bootyhole.
Dog In A Bathtub by Vagio January 15, 2017

Dogs in a bathtub 

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.
Bitch, you ever heard of dogs in a bathtub?
Dogs in a bathtub by Five Seven February 7, 2008