"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."
by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009
Get the bathroom picnicmug. A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.
Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"
"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
by monkeematic October 4, 2016
Get the bathroom bitchmug. When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019
Get the Bathroom Meetingmug. The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.
*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
Get the Girls Bathroommug. A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.
by Mike_Coxlong42 March 28, 2020
Get the Delicious Bathroommug. Me: imma take a piss
Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro
Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro
Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021
Get the School Bathroomsmug. A contest in which roommates do not flush the toilet after defecating such that the feces piles up in a manner similar to the building of the tower in the game of jenga. The loser is the one who either gives in first and flushes the toilet or resorts to doing his or her business outside.
Bill and Tommy played a game of bathroom jenga that lasted for three weeks. It ended in a draw when DHS was called and the house was condemned.
by Motel-Eight January 2, 2010
Get the bathroom jengamug.