Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.

No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.

by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025

Axie

a stupid way to fall in a desk 30 times a day lol

*someone falls in desk at school*
bro thats a real axie fall
lol

by stinky person June 11, 2023

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020

Minor axis

The act of putting dick inside a minor butt while pooping

Yo I just hit a minor axis on this Brazilian girl.

by Goatgost April 10, 2025

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis

: a person who's always there for everyone

: a person that has deep understandings

: a ambivert person

: mostly Virgo's

: a person who's always there for you

: a person that can risk all of them for you

: you're my Axis

by Im_Nayeon May 13, 2022