The hottest most sexiest person alive. They are so cool and will inevitably change your life for the better (sometimes worse). Nobody in the world should be without their Axi.
Also really loves Simon Ghost Riley.
Also really loves Simon Ghost Riley.
by AxiTL February 26, 2024
Get the Aximug. Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.
by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025
Get the Jupiter axis rotationmug. by stinky person June 11, 2023
Get the Axiemug. Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis matchmug. Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
by gully64 March 10, 2020
Get the The Axis Of Simpitrymug. by Goatgost April 10, 2025
Get the Minor axismug.