Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017

pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010

pissing out of my ass

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss

Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010

Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 21, 2007