albanian jizz bandit 

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

albanian jizz bandit by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

Albanian Snot Rocket

Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.

Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!

Albanian Snot Rocket by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014

Albanian Gong 

When you have a gong and attach it to the girls vagina and when you hit it it pleasures the girl.
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices

I have used the Albanian gong
Astrits Mom and Dad

Albanian Gong by Eggnessa Ramadani August 18, 2009

Albañil 

noun al ba ñil \ahl-bahn-neel

1. A person who lays bricks. Used in common parlance in Spanish as a construction worker in general. This person is often a Mexican immigrant with limited English skills. They display an ability to work harder and longer than most others, especially in brutally hot conditions. They are especially susceptible and have their powers diminished in cold weather. They can usually be found on Friday nights pounding caguamas or Budweiser red. On a construction site they can usually be found by following the blaring loud Mexican music. Albañiles are usually of uncommonly dark skin color due to their exposure to the sun. Females, beware as walking by a group of albañiles will almost always arouse cat calls or unwanted ogling.

That albañil over there, the maestro, is an incredibly hard worker but he's always broke because he spends all his pay on Tecate and strippers.

Albañil by ElRemo March 20, 2019

albanian steam soup 

When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.

After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.

albanian steam soup by McGrizzles May 26, 2019

Albanian Water slide 

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.

1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!

Albanian Water slide by G Jack October 2, 2021

Albanianism 

Thy containment, (rather by blood, conversion, ejaculation, etc.), of being Albanian 🇦🇱. The individuals whom practice the identification of Albanianism tend to be extremely sexy and rather intelligent. #Shkwiptar👐🏻🇦🇱

Hey, did you see that Tiktok where the extremely handsome, blue eyed, tall, blonde kid named Emirballer converted his school to Albanianism?

Albanianism by anonymous November 25, 2021