aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.

(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.

by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021

middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

middle aged scowl

The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.

"I saw Midge the other day. Poor thing she's lost her bloom. She had such a middle aged scowl."

by Vurdluver September 19, 2009

middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

homosexual agenda

The agenda of homosexual activists is basically to change America from what they perceive as looking down on homosexual behavior, to the affirmation of and societal acceptance of homosexual behavior.

Homosexual activists have always said that what they want is tolerance of homosexuality. Well, the pretense of "tolerance" is over. What they really want is to make sure that there is no verbal dissent. They don't want anyone to be able to say that homosexuality — like adultery, or lying, or whatever — is a sin. As long as that word is out there, it makes them "stigmatized" — or so they believe.

The homosexual agenda is to define as intolerant anyone who does not agree with homosexual activists.

by J Stevens October 2, 2006

gay agenda

The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.

Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.

by jesster79 August 17, 2006

gay agenda

A political term commonly used to describe what certain segments of American society believe to be an attempt by all gay rights advocates to reshape American society in such a way that straits would begin to suffer some form of descrimination. There is no proof for this, as the overwhelming majority of them simply want to be left alone and be allowed to live their lives as they wish, as is the right of any other group of American citizens.

There is no actual proof that Michael Swift's essay, the gay agenda, was meant to be taken seriously.

by FVZA May 26, 2006