head ache

the feeling you get pissing straight after a wank

Friend: I've got a really bad head ache
Me: Thats sick

by arsmattacks September 13, 2007

Stone Ache

When your testicles hurt off and on. Almost as if they were sore.

Kevin: Hey, dude... my balls are killing me! I think my girlfriend punched me in the balls while I was sleeping or maybe I just jerked off to much.

Andre: You're probably just having a stone ache.

by canadianNproud November 22, 2009

arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

by Snuffle Grudger December 05, 2009

cummie ache

blue balls so bad you have a stomach ache

dude my mom waled in on me master bating i i got a cummie ache

by Jay Jay The Jet December 06, 2020

eye-ache

when your headache gets closer to your eye and your eye starts to ache.

I can feel my heart beat in my eye-ache.

by meechiemeech January 17, 2018

Planet of the Aches

Having aches all around your body.

My back, head, other head, ear, stomach, etc... hurts like a mother!
Thats Planet of the Aches

by WhoKickMyDog July 29, 2011

Buck - Ache

When you have anal sex really hardcore.
So hardcore your partner walks funny for several hours or potentially even into the next day.

This is is not to be confused with a similar word Bukkake - the sound of this word ← is "boo-cock-kay" and means to jizz on your partners face (usually with lots of people) or a lot of times.

I fucked that bitch so hard I gave her a Buck - Ache ... She walked funny for 6 hours.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal so I destroyed her pussy and after that I gave her what she wanted anal ...but I fucked her so hard she bled a little and had a Buck-Ache.

by Dustin Harder January 24, 2015