An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
by Zeldageek September 26, 2007
The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
by noodles the cat October 23, 2003
Male or female takes a line of coke. Just one line and leaves never to return again.. till well maybe tomorrow. It's a classic "hit it and quit" it move. A smart party -goer takes only a little bit of cocaine then stops.
Sav goes and pays his crazy drugdealer for his gram of coke. Then he takes one line and "Snort and Aborts"
I much rather listen to some loud-ass drum n Bass right now or watch the Tele so Im going to snort and abort this cocaine.
I much rather listen to some loud-ass drum n Bass right now or watch the Tele so Im going to snort and abort this cocaine.
by Manon Mondragon August 09, 2011
When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot
"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"
by freethememes May 19, 2022
by firaasmy02 February 23, 2017
When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.
Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
by DomoKandy January 19, 2012
A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.
by Alfie The Horndog July 18, 2005