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National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).
Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

wrong already 

Local phrase used in Hawaii: when someone makes a decision that is wrong from the beginning; fatal mistake; fundamentally wrong to achieve desired goal
George Bush's decision to invade Iraq was wrong already.

its already done boys 

when someone asks you a question about something that's already happened
J: "are you going to the basketball court t'night?"
Jai: "its already done boys"

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it
I already have a water bottle

Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.
Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!
Ayatollah already by QuacksO February 24, 2025

'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker. 

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."
"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."