Louisiana Hurricane

for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.

that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.

by palodude April 5, 2010

vivian louisiana

A small town North of Shreveport full of thots and their unclaimed children.

Vivian Louisiana is where the ratchets are located.

by Rebeltexan97 June 25, 2015

Louisiana Clambake

When four or more females come together in an act of a clitoral engagement. The first two move their pooches in such a way that their libia create enough friction to spontaneously combust (cum-bust) the pubic hairs. the other females cook assorted sea food items on said flame.

i Louisiana Clambaked four mega milfs last night

by swam tam December 19, 2009

Louisiana Pelican

A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!

My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!

C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!

by dixxienormuss January 24, 2011

Louisiana Slushie

An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.

"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."

by Beer Shart February 18, 2011

Louisiana MudBog

A sexual act in which you would shit into a womans vagina (aka spacedocking) and then eat her out though all the human feces.

Hey Jim, did you hear that Brandon Louisiana MudBogged his girl last night?

Jim: What a freak!

by I mudbog September 2, 2010

louisiana pineapple

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.

Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected

by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 6, 2014