The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

by enter186here March 25, 2025

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Jarvis Young

The smelliest of the bunch, usually brown skin and built like a pretzel.

Oh Look It's Jarvis Young he must be dirty and can't afford a shower.

by queefo March 12, 2024

Jarvis Mackazi Chengo

A business conman in Kilifi county of Kenya who sources contracts from the county government, subcontracts them and fails to honour the business deals when he gets paid. Uses witchcraft and other means including bribery. Has become a legend

Hey, watch out for that guy, he is such a Jarvis Mackazi Chengo

by kilifian August 12, 2022

Lyla Jarvis

the most perfect thing ever

Nothing compares to Lyla Jarvis

by dw.111 February 27, 2024

Jarvis

Common slang term for a seagull in Newfoundland. Typically found scavenging for food and brawling with each other while doing so. - Bayman’s Collection

“Look at da Jarvis over there, saucy lookin’ ting”

by baymanscollection April 6, 2023