Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 05, 2014

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010

Plum daddy

When a person achieves the act of sticking their thumb up ones anus.

I can't believe Bob stuck his thumb up her butt, he was a REAL plum daddy.

by JDAHN June 03, 2018

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 04, 2013

Plum in the bum

To be annoying, much like "pain in the arse", more polite words to give the same message.

Steve, would you stop being a plum in the bum.

by Twisticals May 11, 2015

plum fairy

A girl with a large booty. She is perfect in her boyfriends eyes. She defines beauty and is an example of #gfgoals. The tooth fairy blessed her with a perfect smile. She is most likely seen with her boyfriend patrick.

Boy look at that plum fairy over there. How does she fit in those jeans

by Patty_boyy January 04, 2017

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013