Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep
Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep
by Dirtye49 August 28, 2017

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
by kayla March 2, 2004

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"
by davykid15 January 11, 2009

by SniperSnake1335 November 18, 2020

by Madison10174 August 29, 2020

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

by XxbachxX September 18, 2016
