When you give a girl laxatives. Then proceed to perform anal on her. After a while surprise her and pull out real quick and jump on her back yelling Yahoo! Yahoo! like Mario. She then shits everywhere from the surprise.
"I gave my girl "The Yoshi" last night. She loved it"
"This random guy did "The Yoshi" to me yesterday. I came everywhere."
"I did "The Yoshi" to my homie. He hasn't talked to me ever sense."
"This random guy did "The Yoshi" to me yesterday. I came everywhere."
"I did "The Yoshi" to my homie. He hasn't talked to me ever sense."
by Mastabowski February 26, 2025


A yoshi is a term to identify your girlfriend/boyfriend if you are older and turn 18 whilst she or he is still technically a minor. Used as a medium for difficulties talking about how wonderful she is and gives you the chance to tell everyone you ride her mercilessly without consequence. A male or "boyfriend" use of this word smithing would be a "Mario".. or if your man is a softy, a "Luigi".
"Dad, can I still have my Yoshi here or do I really have to pack up and rent a Ghost House with my other Boo's?"
"Of course, Mario. You can mushroom stamp your Yoshi under this roof as long as the Mushroom Kingdom allows beastiality... so, it's really up to you. It's your social life."
"Of course, Mario. You can mushroom stamp your Yoshi under this roof as long as the Mushroom Kingdom allows beastiality... so, it's really up to you. It's your social life."
by God of Madness March 8, 2022

Yoshi is fucking awesome
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