by snowie55 May 26, 2022
(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
A spiritual person that's incapable of balancing their spirituality within the physical plane of existence, ultimately becoming a science denier.
"Becky won't shut the hell up about Bill Gates and vaccines. She became so woo-woo she even pulled out his astrology chart to prove why he's evil."
by NobleNova September 04, 2020
by turtle neck gang August 20, 2017
Hey bro! Are you down to hang out?
Response: Hey, yeah man totally. Im always available! Woo-woo. u know what im sayin'
Response: Hey, yeah man totally. Im always available! Woo-woo. u know what im sayin'
by Tristan P. June 01, 2017
by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020