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smirsty wursty woo woo

smirsty wursty woo woo is a spleshal pet name for someone very spleslies..... smirsty is like smirsten a brilliant person wursty is what her sister calls her cos shes the wurstyest in the world at being a nice person and woo woo cos its sorta like poo poo our favy words
smirsty wursty woo woo, nite pooey bum bum smells you in the morning!
by stueypoo December 7, 2011
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woo woo

I did a woo woo in the toilet.
by shat my pants May 21, 2021
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Chicky Woo-woo

A pet name for the most beautiful cutie-wootie who screams "woo" a whole lot.
"Chicky Woo-woo! where are you?!"
" wooooOOOOooo!"
"oh."
by D3F1LR June 7, 2019
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woo woo

Homosexual slang referring to defecating and the resultant poo being covered in male semen as a result of the previous nights activities.
After that party last night, I woke up and took a massive woo woo.
by Tiredofstories July 12, 2017
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woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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pee pee woo woo

when your on the toilet and you imitate a police siren
ate 12 donuts gonna go pee pee woo woo
by duck quiph August 16, 2022
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Woo Woo

Stephanie strikes a pose like she luv her Woo Woo.
by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
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