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Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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chitty wong

An word referring to the chest of a male or female individual. Alternative to saying breasts, honkers, titties, ect. There are absolutely no grammar rules.
rose: sam winchester chitty wong in my face?
taylor: chitty wong hairy or shaved
rose: hairy chitty wong😏
by rze August 28, 2020
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susie wong

Australian slang term for bong, from the 70s/80s
by Rayzyn June 5, 2005
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Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.
by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011
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Tina Wong

An attractor of male-whores. Likes to go all night with prison-escapees and smoke de crack all day. Will say yes to literally anyone who asks so remember to ask if you ever meet one! She will want to excrete over you but you can say no and she probably won't ask again (or at least in my case). Tina likes to use all different vegetables to masturbate and will even go as far as to use a cactus. Most Tina Wongs will like to stay at your place as their place is usually littered with drugs and other guys who she has slept with for money. She may pickpocket you during sex so make sure you are fully naked. She will often have a sexual disease so beware. In Latin, Tina Wong means 'Stupid-smelly-crazy weird person-stalker-sam lover-whore.
Sam: I gosh Ben, I cant believe Tina Wong didn't tell me she had all sexual diseases known to man and on top of that, she stole all the money in my pants.
Ben: Well it is Tina Wong
by pu$$y destroyer July 12, 2014
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Oscar Wong

Oscar Wong is a student in 1D in LSC in 2022-23.He knows about lots of things,especially maths,but it very bad in another view.He always sings during lessons and make funny gestures.He also leaves his seat without permission and speak loudly.He is famous for the phrase “for seven years” in an English book presentation.Most students dislike him because he is very annoying and fat.
Student A : Who do you hate the most ?
Student B:OSCAR WONG OF COURSE !!
by Littlestraw December 19, 2022
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sarah wong

Wong? Oh sorry, wong dictionary. I think we need to make the urban dictionary more sarahious. Well, sarahy for your time, I hope you wongt get angry.
Sarah Wong is sarahious the most wongderful person alive.
by ih8connorvaughn September 16, 2014
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