Jade Withers

a Jade Withers is a superstar wannabe, or it can be used to describe a penis. A Jade Withers can also be used in terms of sex positions or as an alias. Most people by the name of Jade Withers are sexually orientated and get drunk in beach parties, they usually go for English \ Irish men and ginger people. Be cautious of Jade withers as they can be aggressive.

example 1 ''look at the size of my Jade Withers''

Example 2 ''is it me or is she a Jade Withers?''

by L.K.Rowling June 28, 2010

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021

dirty withers

when a skinny white man takes a brunette and shoved her mouth full of brownies then rams his fist inside of their vagina until they spray their squirt like a helicopter making it very dirty and then they just lay there withering away therefore making the dirty withers

gage said he was gonna dirty withers my brunettes dad

by Ace papi51 January 16, 2022

Dean Withers

the ex-rival of charlie kirk, jubilee and progressive debater

"Wow! Did you see Dean Withers Live yesterday?"
"Nobody watches that shit bud"

by Juju Hart December 11, 2025

Building a Wither Farm

To slack off and dilly dally.

Person1: "wyd"
Person2: "nothing much"
Person1: "so buddies building a wither farm"

by Shade_Alatus March 10, 2026

Building a Wither Farm

To slack off and dilly dally. Doing Nothing and wasting time.

Person1: "wyd"
Person2: "nothing much"
Person1: "so buddies building a wither farm"

by Shade_Alatus March 10, 2026