Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.
"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"
"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."
"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."
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Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
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Landon Guy: Whoaaa that whitman girl is gorgeous!
Whitman Guy: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY??!
Landon Guy: ummm
...the pummel each other with their Lacrosse sticks.
Whitman Guy: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY??!
Landon Guy: ummm
...the pummel each other with their Lacrosse sticks.
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