Whailing

Somebody who is in pain and making a strange noise because they eaten so much they are now the size of a whale

I was whailing last night cos I ate so much curry

by SWANT August 5, 2018

Whining before dining

A person who keeps telling you how much they want something, but when push comes to shove they complain about it, just so they don't have to put their money where their mouth is.

"You seem to know about all the shit the job is gonna throw at you, but you haven't even stepped foot in the place. Stop whining before dining, you no good whinger!"

"You said you wanted to be adventurous and now you don't want to get your nails dirty!? No whining before dining and move your 'adventurous' ass!"

by NateTheDawg March 30, 2021

Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY

Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.

by TYPEW November 22, 2010

The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

weiling

aka miss gullible

by noweat September 11, 2003

Wailing

Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.

Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"

by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012

Wailing Blog

noun
a web log that is owned by a Jew woman who works at a private girls' high school as a JET English teacher in Okayama, Japan, and in which she kept a diary of her insulting comments about schoolgirls and people around her because she felt that she was hated by them. As a result, she has planted not only anti-Semitism but also xenophobia in the minds of quite a few innocent schoolgirls. It now displays only “?” in its title bar, but keep wailing over her persecution complex and narcissism.

Hey, Jew, you must put an apology on your Wailing Blog.

by Amamo-chan December 28, 2005