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Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.
Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".
by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017
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Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!
El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"
by Young chode April 3, 2017
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Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.
Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall
by BradyWelch January 4, 2022
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Marcy Welch

a crazy old world history teacher that likes stuffing shit into her mouth. also likes to shake ass in the mirror and at church
you act just like marcy welch
by amnarreee May 12, 2022
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Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.
Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?
by Klydercal October 13, 2024
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welch lab

A science lab with a complex ventilation system used to keep child prisoners
Has anyone seen Sara since she went into the Welch lab?
by BooonkGang May 10, 2021
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welching

the process in which causes an individual to promptly stick a “fruit snack” in one’s urethra-then by flexing the penis it directly shoots the “fruit snack” out the tip of the penis into another person mouth- to complete the act the person in which inherited this “fruit snack” needs to, chew, taste, swallow, and digest.
Tom and Jerry participated in welching last night
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