Gangster Weiner

When one is putting on a condom and and your weiner gets soft cause its too gangster for safety

I can't use condoms because I get gangster weiner

by nozad November 04, 2021

weiner back

When you are sitting and a man standing behind you presses up against you and you can feels his weiner against your back.

Yesterday I got weiner backed while I was sitting at my desk!!!

by Local4 January 07, 2010

weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

weiner fest

Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!

"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"

by clynch June 29, 2006

Weiner Milk

The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female

Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.

by Zach Lebowski May 24, 2008

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

weiner-headbutt

The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.

Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!

by Dixy Normis May 08, 2008