cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

WoW weekend

The process of not leaving your computer for an entire weekend, just to play World of Warcraft.

"Damn, that party was awesome. Why didn't Seth come?"
"Oh, he's having a WoW weekend".

by nathanmillerr June 22, 2008

On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..

Something you answer with if you really don't give a shit for a question you were just asked, or if you don't want to give a legit answer, you just say "On weekends n' stuff" and you can occasionally add in "y'kno.." depending on how you feel about the situation. If they continue to question you, just force in another "y'kno/you know..."

bob: Hey, is it true you hooked up with Jane?
Fred: On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..
Bob: What?
Fred: you know...

by NihilisticJesus July 8, 2009

Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

by Godlessness April 20, 2011

Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.

It seems like mike had a productive weekend

by smasherash October 21, 2011

Perfect week

Scoring 7 girls in 7 nights with no rejections. The highest achievement in the sport of sleeping with girls.

Barney was 5 for 5 on his way to a perfect week with no signs of slowing down.

by Ddczvvbb April 14, 2016

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009