Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.

SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.

by CST069 October 28, 2009

Weedicle

A gland developed when a person has ingested a significant amount of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC, found in the Cannabis Sativa plant). Usually ingested by smoking. The Weedicle gland is a gland that has evolved from excessive amounts of THC. This gland allows the person to get 'High' from THC at will, without the need of Cannabis.

Patient: Hey doctor, what's that thing in the x-ray next to my liver?
Doctor: Oh, that? That's your Weedicle gland.

by hdsk August 9, 2006

Genie Weenie

A fold in the crotch of girls jeans that pops up when they sit down. The resulting image looks as if the girl has a small but erect penis in their jeans.

This fold shows up because the zipper of the jeans remains somewhat stiff while the denim wrinkles tightly when the fabric is compressed from sitting.

The same fold appears on men's jeans as well, however it is common to see humps in the crotch region of a male. Special note is taken when it happens to a female.

Jill: Lizzy! What's that in your jeans?!

Lizzy: Oh, that's just my genie weenie.

by Biggie-E January 7, 2009

weenie wavin

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.

They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.

by gary March 5, 2003

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

weenie defense club

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.

man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 1, 2009

Weediot

Any member of the new class of wanna-be ganjapreneur who recently got turned on to the wonders of marijuana and think their bright ideas about the fantastic wealth potential of a legal marijuana market puts them in some sort of unique position to capitalize on the future industry. Along the way, they conveniently ignore things like federal law, the existence of the DEA or the well-known US Department of Justice policy to specifically target the exact same people for the exact same reason.

Jamen Shively, former Microsoft employee and marijuana newbie smoked pot during a brainstorming session with rich friends and now he thinks he can corner the marijuana market in the US. Apparently he can't wait to be charged with a federal conspiracy simply by explaining his plans in the national press one headline at a time. What a weediot.

by potnerd June 13, 2013