World of Warcraft Booty Call

Masturbating.

Jon: "Is Mike getting Chevrolayed in the back of his tahoe right now?"
Matt: No, he doesn't satisfy Newton's 69th Law remember, so he's dialing up a World of Warcraft Booty Call.

by ChemistryCalvin August 6, 2010

Warcraft Widow

A girl who has lost the time she spends with her boyfriend because he plays World of Warcraft so unbelievably freaking often. The worst scenario this could present itself in is when both people have jobs and/or school, causing both time with the girl and on Warcraft to be limited to the same hours.

A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).

Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.

"We never have sex anymore! You're always on that stupid game!"
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."

by Kathistle December 30, 2008

warcraft

one of the few definite guarantees that you do not have a girlfriend or any social life whatsoever

hey man, wanna come over and play Warcraft for 50 hrs?

by Capri-Sun May 3, 2006

world of warcraft

A computer game that substitutes real life for people who don't have one. Often leads to body odor, weight gain, and loss of social skills. Is often defended by players as a "complicated game that takes intelligence" when in fact any mentally handicapped person could probably figure it out. A virtual land which losers visit to find virtual friends and virtual dates, giving each other virtual kisses and flirting with virtual women, who are, in fact, probably 29-year-old gay mormon men.

"Hey I've become a World of Warcraft level 43 human paladine! Now my girlfriend will think I am cool and won't mind that I have no money, gained 40 pounds, and haven't seen her in 3 weeks!"

by Emma1982 October 24, 2006

warcraft

i used to play it, and i know now that i will not get that year back. It is very fun (especially battle.net) but you gotta look at yourself and see that you are a loser for being so addictive. then you've gotta stop, go outside, and play some soccer

i have been warcraft-free for 11 years now, and i am very proud!

by notaddictive July 9, 2006

World of Warcraft

A game played by complete nerds ranging from the age of 9 to 40. It takes up about 12 hours of their day, and if they had spent that time working, they could finance a small house.

Ex: "Hey Johnny, want to come play baseball instead of World of Warcraft?"

"No, I'm in a 40 man raid."

by TheGianni February 27, 2009

Warcraft 3 Reforged

To devolve, lie and take something with it.

A terrible Warcraft 3 Reforged-esque creation.

by MilitaryShampoo February 4, 2020