A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018
Get the pongo waltmug. Verb. Used when a male with an extremely small penis rapidly attacks the butthole of another male, with fast repetitive motions reminiscent of a Dewalt hammer drill. Typically lasts less than 12 seconds.
by PePewpSADFASDFASDFASDFASDFASD July 20, 2016
Get the Drew-waltmug. When you get so fucked up that you start to exhibit traits of someone who either has cerebral palsy or is autistic. Usually the result of drinking a lot whiskey or vodka.
by Doctor Sockalingham January 14, 2025
Get the Walt Jr'edmug. 