wot de fauk

a stupid way to say what the fuck. usually used by people online as a joke to avoid censoring.

Jerry: yo man i just beat you up! EZ
Me: wot de fauk
Jerry: no.
Me: >:(

by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020

wot

wot actually means wet. do you know why? I'll tell you. o is similar to e so you could say they look similar, and if o = e then e = o and if e = o then the o in wot is actually an e, not an E so say wOt if you want to ask "what?" so if the o is an e in wot it spells wet so wot = wet confirmed (if you didn't know and you cant even pass kindergarten v = very)

BOOM MIC DROP

boy: how wot are you right now

girl: omg I'm v wot rn

boy: great lets sex each other

by mejikal grill June 10, 2018

wots

"word on the street", the latest news or gossip

wots is Laura is gonna get the promotion

by miffd May 3, 2018

wot

this word is slang for what

u wot m8

by kakcjnc June 6, 2017

WOT

Waiting on Theresa

Hey let’s start the game sorry we are WOT.

by Chopumdown May 5, 2021

Wot

just a way of saying “what the fuck are you talking about” but in shorter terms

Guy I use to play Pokémon with: “wanna have sex”
Me: wot

by Dumbassartmajor May 8, 2020

you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023