water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Dog Water

Nevin because he's dog water.

Nevin is dog water LOL!!

by not that sussy ba February 18, 2022

Dog Water

sauce boss

“Hey man wanna play some WZ with Sauce Boss?”
“Nah man he’s DOG WATER

by fatcheech February 26, 2021

Dog water

It was used as an insult in a Fortnite Creative match. The insult was “you come across as the type of dude that eats hotdogs out of the package and doesn’t wash his hands” and as a result leaves behind the smell of dog water on everything they touch. It has now come to be used as an insult of skill.

You’re dog water!

by Turismo-Z April 22, 2025

Dog Water

It is a Sentence that fortnight kid use when you’re 1V1ing them like for example

You: let’s go fn kid: you’re so dog water 0PR box you like a fish

by Fadeeeee May 12, 2021

Dog Water

A term used by the mentally ill

Bro you're actually dog water.. *has a stroke*

by ToastyGrum July 28, 2021