Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.

'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.

After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 23, 2019

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

walnut salad

When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.

Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.

by Bigblackweenerclassof87 November 24, 2013

walnut high

a reference to the length of the scrotum sack in cold temperatures.

this river is fucking freezin! this shit is making my shit walnut high!

by jonnyonthespot December 29, 2010

Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

by 20goto10 September 25, 2010