Vike Ride

The act of getting stoned on Vicodin. The state of mind when one is stoned or high on Vicodin.

Mick: "Dude, did you see Jeff at the staff meeting this afternoon? He seemed totally stoned. Think he went out and smoked a doobie at lunch?"
Dean: No, man...He just had back surgery last week. He went on a Vike Ride after the operation and has been out of it for the last six days.

by Nitrolian July 12, 2013

Nigger Viking

A joke

The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking

by Nigger guy 5000 September 24, 2018

viking noodles

slang for guts/intestines

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!

by jfkriete September 12, 2006

viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.

"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."

by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008

Vikings with manners

Non existing term, the end

There just aren't any vikings with manners

by TapirUnge March 24, 2008

Techno Viking

Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.

That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.

by yourmomssisterinlaw January 18, 2011

Viking Grab

A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.

That chick is hot, but too heavy to be a Viking Grab.

by S. Willis August 22, 2006