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Do a viking

To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.
1. "I just had a viking last night. "

2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."

3. "Wanna do a viking?"
by Thorunn October 9, 2017
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Nigger Viking

The first Vikings were niggers is a funny story to nigger up the world it's really sad. Nigger Viking
by Nigger guy 5000 September 24, 2018
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viking noodles

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!
by jfkriete September 12, 2006
mugGet the viking noodlesmug.

viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008
mugGet the viking gamemug.

Vikings with manners

There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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Techno Viking

Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.
That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.
by yourmomssisterinlaw January 18, 2011
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Viking Grab

A woman who is pretty enough to be desired and is light enough for a Viking to throw over his shoulder and carry away.
That chick is hot, but too heavy to be a Viking Grab.
by S. Willis August 22, 2006
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