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Valentine's Day

Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.

An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
by sweeetlife March 1, 2011
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Valentines day

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day
Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
by Bzup February 11, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018
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Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
by once his</3 February 16, 2009
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[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
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Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.
Damn, it's Valentine's Day.
by Brian February 16, 2004
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