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Vladimir

Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).
Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.

Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
by beatrice1111 September 11, 2020
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Vladimir Vasilev is usually a man who can take your girl with his ginormous gorilla schlong he is also a man who haa the body type where he can become 7 foot and have 206 bones of pure muscle people named Vladimir Vasilev are usually destined to be mega Chads.
person 1:"Is that Vladimir Vasilev? OH SHIT HES GONNA STEAL MY GIRL BUT I CANT BEAT HIM."
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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
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Vladimir

Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.
"Had a really dodgy curry last night. I've spent all morning in the Vladimir."
by Robert Sanvagene April 2, 2022
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Vladimir

A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck
Vladimir is not used in sentences
by Glock glock November 21, 2021
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