Vladimir Vasilev is usually a man who can take your girl with his ginormous gorilla schlong he is also a man who haa the body type where he can become 7 foot and have 206 bones of pure muscle people named Vladimir Vasilev are usually destined to be mega Chads.
by DoomSlayer901 October 18, 2020
Vladimir, a person who is best at everything. There’s not a thing in the world this person is not great at.
by Buraze November 21, 2021
Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.
by Robert Sanvagene April 02, 2022
by queen slay the house down November 22, 2021
He is the litteral definition of "him". HE IS THE GUY WHO KNOCKS. He is also very known for having a gigantic enormous penis. If you can't find anyone to open
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
your chocolate starfish Vlado is the right nigga to do it. If you are a policeman you might wanna check his basement. He could have nude minors twerking at the speed of light. GG <3
Vladimir's cucumber is so big he is able to suck himself if he wants. Don't stay near him for your safety you big black booty aah nigga
by Vladimir's boyfriend November 27, 2023
A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck
by Glock glock November 21, 2021