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teeny bopper

Teenage whore. They like to listen to shit music to be in a group. They flock around their tvs watchin MTV to see whats hip. They deck themselves out at hot topic to be like avril laving or good charlote or wear skimpy clothes when they are fat as hell and have backacne to be like britney spears. they always watch american idol and always vote for the gay guy. they are one of the most hated people in the world, next to terrorists.
Breaking news: The government ordered the genocide of teeny boppers.
by Rawr June 15, 2003
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Teeny bopper

Teeny boppers are basically try hards, or young girls who are really..well...girly..

wearing alot of pink.

giggle about boys.

wear incredibly short mini skirts..

frilly things/beads/lots of layers and bright clothes.

Hanging out near all the cool cats pretending they're just as cool...THEY'RE NOT!

run around screaming and squealing.

always carry little tiny handbags on their shoulders full of their makeup.

obbsessed with lipgloss.

flip their hair all the time.

scream when they get a msg.

walk around in groups of friends that all look alike..

wear matching clothes as all their little friends.

sworn enemy of the emo/scene kids..yahoo!!

Go to alot of bluelights.

Fake stuff just to get attention.

Listen to simple plan and good charlotte.

but also listen to girly music.

wear high heels even though they're 12 and cant walk in them.

aNd ThEy AlSo TyPe LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE aPpArEnTlY tHiS iS tHe CoOl WaY tO tYpE.

it isnt.

so stop that.

most are sluts.

or pretend they are to look good.

Dont.

THE END!
Teeny bopper conversation.

"oh my gosh! that boy is soooo hot..he was totally looking at you!"

"oh my gosh no way! maybe I should giggle really loudly as I walk past and get him to notice me!"

"oh my god do it!!!!!!!"
by Lucy lambent™ February 7, 2007
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teenybopper

Just about everyone who writes definitions for Billie Joe Armstrong, Benji and Joel Madden, Bam Margera, and Ville Valo.
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by Benji Mama April 18, 2005
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teeny bopper

Young chick's aged 12-15.
The defining factor of a teeny bopper is the music they listen to. They listen to that 'top 40 pop hits' shit, like Backstreet Boys, NSync, Britney Spears or whatever.
They giggle profusely at anything and are intolerably annoying especially when you or them is fucked up on drugs.
They regularly hang out at the mall and movies wearing typically in-season shoes and backpacks in large groups loitering and giggling. They all watch Reality TV and say 'Like, OMG!'. They are typically blonde and/or dumb and follow every single trend that comes out; fashion, music and otherwise. Teeny Bopper is a very stereotypical term.
"Look at that teeny bopper giggling, wearing a backpack and buying that Justin Timberlake CD."
by Diego July 30, 2003
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Biffa Tweedy

UK term for a racist bitch who likes to beat up black people.

Sometimes also known as 'Saint Biffa of Tweedy' because they like to portray an image like butter won't melt, when really they're a vile bitch.
Who biffed up that innocent ethnic lady?
Answer: Biffa Tweedy.
by enzo1 October 5, 2011
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Tweener Bag

A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.
OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl

OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl

What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense

Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)
by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010
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tweetny

to deny or refute a rumor through twitter. first coined on the What the Buck show.
by ballerino June 11, 2011
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