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Turning Red

The most stupid garbage overrated movie ever…
Dumbass: oh i am gonna watch turning red
Me: No wonder you’re so fatherless
by RiskyLol March 13, 2022
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alaskan turnpike

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.
my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.
by spanky patterson January 10, 2011
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Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.
"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"
by sarahah August 23, 2011
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Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
by mudduck69 July 29, 2009
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Turnip Farm

A Turnip Farm is a large area of farm land, usually located in the Essex area of Rainham. A Turnip Farm usually uses pre-pay horses working off the oyster network although charging an extremely high rate of £17 in order to keep the so called "ruffians" from East London away from the such restricted and isolated area. The Turnip Farms are inhabitants are referred to as "Turnips", they have to ride for miles on there horses for the local shop. Turnips are usually very lonely people although on rare occasions attract (or entice) normal people on to their "home land" which they then butcher and do their customary sheep dance around the dead corpses. In a Turnip Farm, the main attraction is always the local carpenter, in which the settlement started around, spreading out from a central location, the carpenters bush, which is believe to be inhabited from post-e7 paedophiles so a law exsts that no-one must stand with-in 20feet of that bush. The average birthday present for a 'Turnip' is old, east London bicycle wheel and for Christmas it is expected to receive a lump of charcoal, the hard the better, and therefore the more loved you are. The standard diet of 'Turnips' is oak leaves and grass although they have a delicacy of BTL (Bacon, Lettuce and Cucumber). The 'Turnips' have also been known to abandon the English language and to randomly make up there own words, spelling for them words and secret code. One positive thing about 'Turnips' is that they attract very cool east Londoners who then have to teach them the way of city life, as a right of passage.
Georgia, Jenny and Bryony live in Turnip Farm, they are Turnips.
by Some Special East Londoner February 11, 2009
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Turnip tits

Turnip-shaped tits. Large, hanging and with a tuft of hair on top. Quantity and placement of hair may vary.

Preferably not to be seen in public, is most likely to appear on busty old women.
"Did you see Stacey's mom at the beach party? She's got turnip tits!"
by TheSprunk September 11, 2009
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Turning Red

one of the biggest cash cows that’s way worse than space jam 2
Person 1: “Space Jam 2 was the worst movie ever..”

Person 2: “You think that’s bad? Turning Red is way worse that you will want to drink bleach…”
by IonicDinoYT March 14, 2022
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