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Definitions by TheSprunk

Turnip tits

Turnip-shaped tits. Large, hanging and with a tuft of hair on top. Quantity and placement of hair may vary.

Preferably not to be seen in public, is most likely to appear on busty old women.
"Did you see Stacey's mom at the beach party? She's got turnip tits!"
Turnip tits by TheSprunk September 11, 2009