Tumbleweed

A person that retains no thoughts in their head.

Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.

by Billy-Soo June 19, 2020

Tumbleweed

Pieces of weed that was vacuumed off the carpet, picked from the filter, cleaned, the reused in a blunt.

My husband doesnt let me empty the vacuum cleaner until he checks it for tumbleweeds first.

by Ham_Slammus May 10, 2025

Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023

Tumbleweed

character featured in every single cowboy movie. Always acts as the hype man during battle sequences to build up tension

when that tumbleweed rolled across the screen i knew shit would get real

by jiminycricketurmom June 14, 2022

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and it gets mixed in with the hair caught on the drain to form a ball of cummy hair.

I walked into the bathroom after my brother and there was a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Carolina Tumbleweed

When a unsecured load of household trash,beer cans, yard waste or scrap metal proceeds to leave your vehicle faster than said vehicle is traveling and leaving behind a chaotic array of said items.

I was on on highway 40 headed to the beach and saw a Carolina Tumbleweed cause a 20 car pile- up!

by Short on cash February 19, 2021

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023