tallydestroyer

A very huge pussy, ass, and mouth destroying machine

- Not how loose it is... but will my tallydestroyer fit?

- The geeb of all cocks
- This one will wreck your vagina
- HUGE!!!
- The North Pole DOES exist
- Watch out... it will blow you in half
- You definitely won't want this in your ass
- Your tonsils will be removed (if they aren't already)

by Merufarm June 10, 2010

Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

Tilly Burke

Tilly Burke is a girl who is beautiful, amazing and has the kindest heart. For example

person 1 I wish i were more like Tilly Burke she is so hot

Tilly Burke is so beautiful

by Follow @gdayworld on tiktok November 3, 2019

Tilly

Tilly is a country name, most likely to know or want to ride horses. They can be very scared at times.

Hey Tilly, want to go ride a horse?

by Stray_Dogs2 June 3, 2020

Tally Plague

When someone doesn't have covid but suddenly loses their voice and coughs after the night out in Tallahassee

Yo bro she has the Tally plague and is coughing up a storm

by youngmoney69 September 8, 2021

Tally Wally

The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.

Tally Wally! Good to see you bestie!! :D

by here_be_ducks October 17, 2022

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011