Trentonitis

A word commonly used as a reasoning for why a person named Trenton is absent from an event, often portrayed as a sickness. Trentonitis is also a state of being, Trentonitis explains the actions, behaviors, and overall likeness of people named Trenton. To put is short, Trentonitis is what makes a Trenton a Trenton.

Teacher: "Why is Trenton absent today?"

Thomas: "He has Trentonitis."

by TheFloorIsALie August 18, 2024

Trenton

Trenton, someone who likes dick up they ass on the weekend.

Aye don’t be a Trenton guys.

by The real dictionary for urban November 21, 2021

Trenton

Trenton is a smart guy. A little, no very nerdy, but someone who you can rely on. He’s funny, likes Legos, books, loves music and Halloween and is very knowledgeable about life.

If you ever meet a Trenton, take the time to get to know them because they will add something new to your life you never knew you needed.

Did you see Trenton’s, Halloween costume? He made it himself, it’s so cool.

by MT356 May 6, 2025

Trenton

Tiny Tiny Trenton

As a name people are named after Trenton and named Trenton

by By A Trenton June 6, 2023

Trenton

Retard who enjoys pitbulls and penis porn 900 also he has a penis that can hold up a school bus filled with adolescent children

"did you see that guys penis"
"Yeah he's a total Trenton I wonder if he likes pitbulls"

by The ween 9999 June 6, 2022

Trenton

A Trenton is the biggest retard. He gets no girls and if he does they are lying to him and using him or dared to date him. A Trenton needs to get a life

Girl: is that trenton ew.
Other Girl: i hate trenton he NEEDS to get a life

by ImAChad November 14, 2021

Trenton

A fucking dick bag with his dick in a knot and a fucking bacon strip up his ass. Trenton stays up till 5 am trying to kill some fucking boss whole his friend at a sleepover is playing on his phone.

Hey trenton can we like have fun or r we just gonna sit here like a bag of dicks

by Trenton hater May 15, 2020