Transeshtite

When your try to stay in but you always end up going out despite the unholy deficit of funds and or liver.

Friday 8pm..."Hey Greg, wanna come out tonight?"

"Nope can't I need to stay in and save tonight"

Saturday 12am..."Thought you weren't coming out?"

"Couldn't help it I'm such a transeshtite".

by Boomslangskin September 12, 2017

Transitvestite

A cross dresser who drives a Ford van

“This right munter turned up on site in a white van the other day. I thought she must be health and safety or something. About half hour later she started bumping out concrete blocks with hands like shovels! Then I noticed the hairy legs and size 12 steelys! The woman was a geezer! A proper transitvestite!”

by Nuphagus November 24, 2019

transvestdike

When a woman that looks like man but dresses like a woman.

Ex. I thought Aunt Alex was Uncle Alex in drag, until I walked in on her changing. Now I know Aunt Alex was always a transvestdike.

by LIFDRHVDFdkhxs9863 February 18, 2022