Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 3, 2018

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.

Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally

by pete the dragon August 20, 2013

Towel Bitch

(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.

Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.

by Cor007 July 4, 2011

hype towel

a towel used to wave vigorously in the air while listening to intense drum and bass music at a rave in the drum and bass room

Everyone had their hype towels up during the jump-up set last night.

by *snowflake* May 11, 2009

little towel

A little towel is what is otherwise known as a "wash cloth"

I wash myself with a little towel and I dry off with a big towel.

by BlakeLysol July 13, 2011

jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore

1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!

by landcfinrock March 30, 2008