Tokked

Alternate non offensive word for retarded, dubbed by Your Mom’s House Code speak.

Adj. : “That shit is tokked” I.e “that shit is retarded.”, noun: form “People that think the earth is flat are a bunch of toks.”

by YMH-FGTRTD September 20, 2020

token

1 can be used to play games at chuck e cheese
2 a mispelling of the name tolkien

skeeball costs 1 token

by massivemii March 30, 2022

Elevator Toke

To blow all the air out of your lungs possible, bend down with your back straight, making your face go towards the ground, whilst keeping your legs straight. And to then put a joint in your mouth and inhale as deep as possible, while straightening back up. Then you hold your thumb in your mouth, and blow on it as hard as you can (make sure to not release any smokes), and keep doing it until you feel like your going to pass out.

Person 1: Take an elevator toke dude
Person 2: Alright man! (takes elevator toke)
Person 2: Dude! I feel like im gonna pass out! (falls over)
Person 1: Haha! You fucking pussy.

by Spinnakerbob April 27, 2008

Toke Jopic

comes from the phrase 'Joke Topic' , which is a phrase used mainly on internet message boards/forums to point out a thread thats been posted for the sole reason to troll the whole board.

'This is obviously a Toke Jopic, since Mario is Italian and not Mexican'.

by - LinkIsSpartan April 30, 2011

midnight toker

(n.) One who rocks the bong in the dark

Big D. and I had a great time last night, man is he a midnight toker!

by King Robby V. September 23, 2005

Token dude

A boy, often a toxic ex, who a girl knows is no good for her but will spend the rest of her days dreaming of, projecting unrequited feelings onto, and comparing new potential partners to him. Often a cause of oneitis.

Stacy doesn't want to go to the mall because it reminds her of the one date she went on with her token dude.

by SnorkelDork July 1, 2017

Thokes

An awful hormone that lives inside children until the age of 15. On the teenagers 15th birthday, they are relieved of most sympotoms, such as bitchiness, arguing and general crapiness. Some of the side effects of Thokes are forgetfulness, tiredness and sometimes, amazing hilarity. Some of the symptoms can live on past the age of 15, but cases are rare.

Guy 1: Oh, I'm so tired.

Guy 2: God damn Thokes.

Guy 1: Yeah it's a flucking bitch.

Guy 2: Like our 14 year old selves.

by Necca Crurley and Jeck Stocks February 28, 2013