Get A Duck To Do It

A response to a request to do something which you cannot be bothered to do, coined by welsh comedian Rhod Gilbert

a) do the dishes please
b) no, get a duck to do it

by annnnnnnnnnonnnnnnnn November 28, 2009

or get your robot to do it

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

by LA777 May 14, 2015

not what you must to do like another think

famous quote from F.T.

not what you must to do like another think

by kikiviki October 16, 2014

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.

CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

A Layng Thing to do

A Idea or Action done by a 5’2 Short Irish Kid.

Jerking off on a vacation? What a layng thing to do.

by Griffin Eisele September 23, 2023

what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007