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Thundercunting

Having sex so hard people mistake it for thunder.
omg bryan was thundercunting last night, i almost thought i was gonna be like struck by lightning!
by RayvinMadoki April 18, 2019
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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.
Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009
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cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.
A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"
by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009
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ThunderButtons

When women who have buttcheeks that are larger than melons , this is the sound that is heard when their fat-butted pants hit their chairs
When she sat i heard nothing but ThunderButtons !!!!!!

She had the loudest ThunderButtons in 3 trailer parks!!!!!!
by pheonix222 May 20, 2010
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Thundercunt

Thundercunt

a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).

b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.

d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.

c) award name for the above mentioned

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.
Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .
by Dilborg July 22, 2017
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thunderdunk

when a girl is giving head and the man squeezes her head with his thighs and blows a hard fart in her face,this causes a thunder-like rumble also giving the girl a face full of fecal mist.
this whore was going down on me when i surprised her with a tasty thunderdunk.
by allen powell January 12, 2006
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Thunderfuck

Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.
I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.
by Jabib March 9, 2008
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