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King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.
Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.
by shagless00 April 8, 2011
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throne games

When you and your friends have a contest to see who can out poop each other in a day. Also called thrones with friends.
Dan loves to play the throne games with his friends
by Boris and natasha September 14, 2015
mugGet the throne gamesmug.

Sleep on the Throne

A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.
OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.
by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018
mugGet the Sleep on the Thronemug.

wake and throne

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."
by Joffrey June 15, 2014
mugGet the wake and thronemug.

Jolt Throne

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.
by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015
mugGet the Jolt Thronemug.

Sandy Throne

When a guy sticks his penis in the sand and then inserts it into the girls vagina.
Jane, Bob gave me a sandy throne when we were on the beach!
by Jan Jan the Candyman October 8, 2011
mugGet the Sandy Thronemug.

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.
by Derange-O October 5, 2013
mugGet the throne gnomemug.

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