guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
by zandasun May 7, 2016
Get the twisty mug.A twisty puzzle is a puzzle inspired by the Rubik's cube that can twist the sides and it has one or more solved permutations. A twisty puzzle counts as when the puzzle can rotate to get scrambled and solved back.
Person 1: Hey bro, i just solved my twisty puzzle today!
Person 2: Woah! That's amazing! Which one?
Person 1: The 2x3x4 (example)
Person 2: Wow! How long did it take?
Person 1: 20 minutes.
Person 2: Woah! That's amazing! Which one?
Person 1: The 2x3x4 (example)
Person 2: Wow! How long did it take?
Person 1: 20 minutes.
by krkika May 9, 2022
Get the Twisty Puzzle mug.The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
Get the The Twistie mug.Twisty dickys is a word javon wanna walton created in other terms it’s just cinnamon twists from taco bell.
by Strangerthings2817 June 8, 2022
Get the Twisty dickys mug.Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one
by Granola thug August 2, 2022
Get the Stop sign button twisty stick holder mug.I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.
...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.
...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.
by June Monsoon October 28, 2018
Get the Stink Twisty mug.Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021
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