stare aids

An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!

She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.

Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.

Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.

What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!

by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010

Sigma Stare

An unsmiling direct stare

Capybara, Leorio, Adachi, Omni-man and more:*sigma stare* okay i pull up

by The mochi gabs 12 September 18, 2021

Death Stare

When someone looks at you directly with a gaze so intense, it feels as though they want to kill you.

"You took everything from me."
"I don't even know who you are."
She gave him a death stare and said "You will."

by yoursmaya July 22, 2023

iying stare

a death stare once created by the ancient relic dumbshit used to scare people after they've done bad things

She was giving me the iying stare for no reason

by dumbshit101 July 10, 2020

jeff stare

Ella is cooked

When a Karen gives you a death stare it's called a Jeff stare

by Ephedrine April 24, 2023

brazilian stare

a longing sadness observed in one's eyes, especially that of brazilian internet users

joão got that brazilian stare

by lake water October 16, 2023

elevator stare

The look up and down (usually full of judgement)

That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!

That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.

by Shortyish June 10, 2021