Poof

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.

"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"

by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009

ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

street poof

(The "look" of the clothes you wear) The clothes that you would wear down the street that would normally be worn by gays, however you are not gay and you like how they look.

Street Poof - the look. Tight denim shorts above the knee with the bottoms rolled up or simply canvas shoes on any occasion.

by Nuftie November 4, 2013

glitter poof

Glitter poof is the act of blowing a hand full of glitter into another persons face to emphasize your current feeling of the conversation. It is combined by saying poof while blowing the glitter.

"Billy was giving me the crooked eye, so I turned to him and gave him a Glitter poof. "

"I like your new dress Cindy, poof. "

"Who the fuck are you? Poof bitch"

by prangstar April 11, 2014

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010

poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004