Astronaut in the Ocean 

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

Astronaut in the Ocean by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

Astronaut in the Ocean 

A penis in a Vagina

Person 1: have you seen John?
Person 2: No but I think he does astronaut in the Ocean.

Astronaut in the Ocean by Coolman3264 June 1, 2022

Summon the Octopus 

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

Summon the Octopus by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

austronaut in the ocean 

Makes me cum

bro, Austronaut In The Ocean makes me shit my pants and cum/pee.

austronaut in the ocean by Killerskillet91 May 29, 2021

the o.c.

A teen drama that makes normal people who live in the real world believe that if they move to California they'll all have perfect lives like Seth, Summer, Marissa, and Ryan.

I bet if I lived in Cali like the cast from The O.C. I'd be rich, have an awesome love life, and I'd probably never look like shit...

the o.c. by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 4, 2005

the o.c.

The best damn T.V. show EVER! On Wednesdays on Fox (8 P.M. CST)

Did you catch last night's episode of The O.C.?

the o.c. by K.S. March 10, 2004

the o.c.

A show about the Orange County where a lot of rich people live.

UK people: Channel 4, 6.30pm Sundays. Straight after that turn to E4 for the next episode.

the o.c. by Kay March 20, 2004