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Pussy Hostage

A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.
by Vette Dog May 2, 2012
mugGet the Pussy Hostagemug.

hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs
There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa
by Hostage June 16, 2003
mugGet the hostagemug.

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
mugGet the Traffic Hostagemug.

hostage

by namuH wolleF February 19, 2019
mugGet the hostagemug.

Hostage Smile

When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine
Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile
by JLozada3 January 12, 2023
mugGet the Hostage Smilemug.

Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist
by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018
mugGet the Gym hostagemug.

Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...
Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
mugGet the Hold A.I. Hostagemug.

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