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hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs
There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa
by Hostage June 16, 2003
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Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...
Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
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CONSUMMATED HOSTAGE

TOO LIVE IN AMERICAN WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW raising kids that aren't yours
Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.
by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022
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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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Photo hostage

When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it
He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages
by Huh what September 30, 2021
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hostage

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
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