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Wheelchair Twink

A wheelchair twink is someone who is wheelchair bound and such a twink that it is humanly impossible to identify as anything else. Twinks are typically gay or bisexual men with a slib build and young appearance however, a wheelchair twink is slim built with a face older and wrinklier than your great grandpas left nutsack that got smashed by 3 hammers, two trains, and 6 nail guns. Wheelchair twinks will ALWAYS deny they are members of the twink community as to keep anonymity alive.

The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.
You see that guy over there in the motorized wheelchair and raisin-esque face? He must be a wheelchair twink.
by ballz2gag September 27, 2024
mugGet the Wheelchair Twinkmug.

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
by BigD1967 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Wheelchair Saladmug.

alaskan wheelchair

Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.
Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.
by Daubinski July 16, 2017
mugGet the alaskan wheelchairmug.

wheelchair emoji

Means a fish powered windmill machine.
Wow that guy sure is a 'wheelchair emoji'.
by EigoBani November 20, 2022
mugGet the wheelchair emojimug.

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.
I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.
by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Stephen Hawking's wheelchairmug.

Dick Wheelchair

A vehicle that has been upgraded, painted, lifted, lowered, altered in a way that makes it appear the owner is compensating for something, or likely has dysfunctional genitalia.
Look at the size of that lifted, loud truck. Must have needed a Dick Wheelchair.
by fattylov September 13, 2023
mugGet the Dick Wheelchairmug.

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
mugGet the One-armed waiter in a wheelchairmug.

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